I’m Going Crazy |Not Actually, but Kinda|

After three years of what some would call torture, by no fault of my own, I’ve developed a mental illness. Whether its constant exposure to others stupid opinions, how brave Caitlyn Jenner is, or whether we should have a communist for president, it drives me crazy. It’s actually changed my opinion on many things, just because I don’t want to be associated with the people who agree with me. For example, I used to support the legalization of the Devil’s Lettuce, but recently thanks to stoners and idiots alike I absolutely despise the current culture. “IT’S ALL NATURAL MAAAAAAAAAAAAN.” “IT’S A CONSPIRACY BY THE GOVERNMENT TO KEEP US DOWN, AND IT HAS ABSOLUTELY NO SIDE EFFECTS WHATSOEVER” Please for the love of all that is holy stop.

Through the invention of the internet, school, and when I used to work I was exposed to all sorts of heinous and incorrect opinions and statements that sometimes I think it’s a miracle that I survived. Although everyone is entitled to their own opinions, I hate their opinions. They’re terrible, and I feel as though the world would most certainly be a better place without them. In today’s fast-paced environment it would seem as though everyone needs to be heard,  and if they aren’t they are oppressed in a way that no one else has ever been oppressed. If you don’t feel bad for them you are literally satan, prolonging and adding to a system oppression.

No one is bipartisan, or intelligent, and if you aren’t down with identity politics then you are a scrub lord. In fact, if you aren’t then you’re opinion doesn’t even matter. Oh well, I hope this rant will make all of you rethink your stances on the world, and the thoughts you have.

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9 thoughts on “I’m Going Crazy |Not Actually, but Kinda|

  1. Cyndi Faircloth says:

    If someone doesn’t know you and read this with your sarcastic voice in their head, they might think that you were criticizing everyone who isn’t you. Luckily, as one of your “torturers” for the past three years, I know that you are actually expressing your love and caring for all of us.

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  2. yesiamaspick says:

    or really he is expressing his hate for everyone. Stupidity needs to be criticing, I feel thats its less of an opinion when the person doesnt know what their talking about and just spouts it off. Like Alden said with the devils lettuce, its hard to respect the opinion of the person when all they say about it is that its “all natural” or that it has no adverse effects. Its hard not to criticize when the opinion is formulated from others opinion and it shows a complete lack of knowledge for it. I am in the same boat as he is.

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  3. kalebfowler says:

    You should go see a doctor for somethings like that. I know that a professional opinion from someone like that would help in the long run and it might just change your mind.

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  4. gagachacha says:

    The devils lettuce only promotes more heathen. True, some opinions on stuff is absolutely dumb, idiotic and grotesque. However, Alden, why do you feel as if you being tied down man? Like, do you feel like you being oppressed by their opinions or tied down or what? Some insight might help, give me a hand man.

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  5. cmarsh63 says:

    Lol okay Alden you can believe what you wish. Granted I believe that a big portion of people are unintelligible as to what they are talking about, and irritate me beyond belief, but that doesn’t mean that is has to result in something as deep as “hate”. Also, if you believe this then how do you expect to be liked by anyone? This will drive you to go to strip clubs for sexual intercourse, or just “accidentally” pull a pin on a hand grenade in Iraq if humanity is “too much for poor Alden”. If you think you are mister perfect, or better than everyone else, just wait till you are actually in the military. They will break you down and make you feel like a worthless piece of shit..who knows, maybe that’s exactly what you need.

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  6. Emily Hoyt says:

    You should start your journey as a Facebook politician, what a following you will have. “In today’s fast-paced environment it would seem as though everyone needs to be heard, and if they aren’t they are oppressed in a way that no one else has ever been oppressed.” … Does this quote mean your blog post is invalid? I’m pretty sure your rant shows your blatant oppression of stupidity.(:

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